title: Swinging On A Starkey: Jazzharp type: Chromaticgenre: Cskill: AnyBy: Johnny Burke, Jimmy Van HeusenBing Crosby, Frank SinatraKey: C-3 3 -3 3 4 -3 -2 -1 3 -3 3 4A mule is an an-i-mal with long fun-ny ears-3 3 -3 3 4 -3 -2 -1 3He kicks up at an-y-thing he hears3 -2* -3 -1 -1 -1 -1 3 -4 -1His back is brawn-y and his brain is weak-1 -3 4 -1 -1He’s just plain stu-pid-1 -1 -4 -5 -5with a stub-born streak4 -4 -3 3 -3 3 4 -3 -2 -1 3And by the way, if you hate to go to school-5 6 -5 -6 -5 -4 3 4You may grow up to be a mule-5* 6 -5* 6 -3 -3 6 -5* -5Or would you like to swing on a star-5 5* -5 3 3 -5 5* 5Car-ry moon-beams home in a jar6 -5* 6 -3 -3 6 -5* -5And be bet-ter off than you are-5 6 -5 -6 -5 -4 3 4Or would you rath-er be a mule?A pig is an animal with dirt on his faceHis shoes are a terrible disgraceHe has no manners when he eats his foodHe’s fat and lazy and extremely rudeBut if you don’t care a feather or a figYou may grow up to be a pigOr would you like to swing on a starCarry moonbeams home in a jarAnd be better off than you areOr would you rather be a pig?A fish won’t do anything, but swim in a brookHe can’t write his name or read a bookTo fool the people is his only thoughtAnd though he’s slippery, he still gets caughtBut then if that sort of life is what you wishYou may grow up to be a fishA new kind of jumped-up slippery fishOr would you like to swing on a starCarry moonbeams home in a jarAnd be better off than you areOr would you rather be a fish?-5* 6 -5* 6 -3 -3 6 -5* -5And all the mon-keys aren’t in the zoo-5 5* -5 3 3 -5 5* 5Ev-`ry day you meet quite a few6 -5* 6 -3 -3 6 -5* -5So you see it’s all up to you-5 6 -5 -6 -5 -4 3 4You can be bet-ter than you are-5 6 -5 -6 -5 -4 3 4You could be swing-ing on a star