title: If I Were A Rich Mankey: Themeharp type: Chromaticgenre: Cskill: AnyW: Sheldon HarnickM: Jerry BockKey:C7 -6 7 -6 6 5If I were a rich man,6 -6 7 -6 7 -6Ya ha dee-dle dee-dle,6 -6 7 -7 -7* -7 -7* -7 7Bub-ba bub-ba dee-dle dee-dle dum.7* 7 -6* -6 -5* -5 5 -5 -5*All day long I’d bid-dy bid-dy bum.-5*-5 5 -5 -5* 5 7If I were a wealth-y man.7 -6 7 -6 6 5Would-n’t have to work hard.6 -6 7 -6 7 -6Ya ha dee-dle dee-dle,6 -6 7 -7 -7* -7 -7* -7 7Bub-ba bub-ba dee-dle dee-dle dum.7* 7 -6* -6 -5* -5 5 -5 -5*If I were a bid-dy bid-dy rich,-5* -5 5 -5* -5 5 -4 -5 5Yid-le-did-dle-did-le-did-le man.6 -6 7 7* 7* 7*I’d build a big tall house7* 7* -7* 8 -7* 7*with rooms by the doz-en,7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7Right in the mid-dle of the town.7 -6 -6 -6 -6A fine tin roof with-6 7 7* 7 -6 6real wood-en floors be-low.6 -6 7 7* 7* 7* 7*There would be one long stair-case7* -7* 8 -7*just go-ing up,7* 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7And one e-ven long-er com-ing down,7 -6 -6 -6 -6 -5* -5And one more lead-ing no-where,5 -5* 7just for show.6 -6 7 -7 -7 -7I’d fill my yard with chicks-7 -7 -8 8 -8 -7 7and tur-keys and geese and ducks7 7 7 7 7 7 7For the town to see and hear.-6 -6 -6 -6 6 7 -7 7 -6 6Squawk-ing just as nois-i-ly as they can.6 -6 7 7* 7* 7*And each loud “cheep” and “squawk”7* 7* -7* 8 -7*and �gob-ble and “honk”7* 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7Would land like a trum-pet on the ear,7 -6 -6 -6 -6 -5* -5 5 -5* 7As if to say “Here lives a wealth-y man.”If I were a rich man,Ya ha deedle deedle,-bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.All day long I’d biddy biddy bum.If I were a wealthy man.I wouldn’t have to work hard.Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.If I were a biddy biddy rich,Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.I see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man’s wifeWith a proper double-chin.Supervising meals to her heart’s delight.I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.Oy, what a happy mood she’s in.Screaming at the servants, day and night.The most important men in town would come to fawn on me!They would ask me to advise them,Like a Solomon the Wise.“If you please, Reb Tevye…”“Pardon me, Reb Tevye…”Posing problems that would cross a rabbi’s eyes!And it won’t make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.When you’re rich, they think you really know!If I were rich, I’d have the time that I lackTo sit in the synagogue and pray.And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall.And I’d discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hoursevery day.That would be the sweetest thing of all.If I were a rich man,Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.All day long I’d biddy biddy bum.If I were a wealthy man.I wouldn’t have to work hard.Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.(Delete)If I were a biddy biddy rich,Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.Lord who made the lion and the lamb,You decreed I should be what I am.Would it spoil some vast eternal plan?If I were a wealthy man.