title: If I Were A Bellkey: Musicalharp type: Chromaticgenre: Fskill: AnyBy: Frank LoesserFrom: Guys & DollsKey: F-3 -3 -3 -2-2 -2Ask me how do I feel-3 -3 -3 -2 -2Ask me now that we’re-3 -2 -2 -3 1Co-sy and cling-ing4 4 4 -3 -3 -3Well sir, all I can say,4 4 4 -3 -3 4 -3 -3 -5 3is if I were a bell I’d be ring-ing! -3 3 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -3*From the mo-ment we kissed to-night-3 3 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 4That’s the way I’ve just got-ta be-have-3 3 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -5Boy, if I were a lamp I’d light5 -5 6 5* -5 6 5* -5 6Or If I were a ban-ner I’d wave! -3 -3 -3 -2-2 -2Ask me how do I feel,-3 -3 -3 -2 -2 -3 -2 -2 -3 1Lit-tle me with my qui-et up-bring-ing4 4 4 -3 -3 -3 4 4Well sir, all I can say is if4 -3 -3 4 -3 -3 -5 3I were a gate I’d be swing-ing!-3 3 -2 -2 -2 -2And if I were a watch-2 -3* -5 -4 -5 4I’d start pop-ping my springs! -3 -3-3 -2 -2 -3 -2 -2Or if I were a bell I’d go6 5 -3 -1 -2ding dong, ding dong ding! Ask me how do I feel from thisChem-is-try les-son I’m learn-ing. Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge I’d be burning! Yes, I knew my moral would crackFrom the wonderful way that you looked!Boy, if I were a duck I’d quack!Or if I were a goose I’d be cooked! Ask me how do I feel, ask me nowthat we’re fondly caressingWell, if I were a saladI know I’d be splashing my dressingAsk me how to describethis whole beautiful thingWell, if I were a bell I’d goding dong, ding dong ding!